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Running in the United States

Everywhere we look we see Americans running. They run for every reason anybody could think of. They run for health, for beauty, to lose weight, to feel fit and because it is the thing they love to do.

Every year, for example, thousands upon thousands of people run in one race, the Boston Marathon, the best known long distance race in the United States. In recent years, there have been nearly 5,000 official competitors and it takes three whole minutes for the crowd of runners just to cross the starting line. You may have heard the story of the Greek runner Pheidippides. He ran from Marathon to Athens to deliver the news of the great victory 2,500 years ago. No one knows how long it took him to run the distance. But the story tells us that he dies of the effort.

Today on one will die in a Marathon race. But the effort is still enormous. Someone does come in first in this tiring foot race. But at the finish line we see what this race is about: not being first but finishing. The real victory is not over one’s fellow runners but over one’s own body. It is a victory of will-power over fatigue. In the Boston Marathon each person who crosses that finish line is a winner.

Goals

There are three kinds of goals: short-term, medium-term and long-term goals.

Short-term goals are those that usually deal with current activities, which we can apply on a daily basis. Such goals can be achieved in a week or less, or two weeks, or possibly months. It should be remembered that just as a building is no stronger than its foundation, our long-term goals can not amount to very much without the achievement of solid short-term goals, we should date the occasion and then add new short-term goals that will build on those that have been completed.

The medium-term goals build on the foundation of the short-term goals. They might deal with just one term of school or the entire school year, or they could even extend for several years. Any time you move a step at a time, you should never allow yourself to become discouraged or overwhelmed. As you complete each step, you will enforce the belief in your ability to grow and succeed. And as your list of completion dates grow, your motivation and desire will increase.

Long-term goals may be related to our dreams of the future. They might cover five years or more. Life is not a static thing. We should never allow a long-term goal to limit us or our course of action.

Integrated Pest Management

Agricultural pests are winning the battle against the poisonous chemicals in pesticides. As each new chemical pesticide is used, the insects or rodents gradually become used to it. The pests change themselves so that they are not killed by the poison. Therefore, farmers, scientists, and food planners are trying a new method to control the pests that attack crops. This method is called Integrated Pests Management, or IPM.

Integrated Pest Management is a plan that combines several different methods to destroy insects and rodents. These methods are specifically developed for individual areas and crops. The control methods include using the pests’ natural enemies, controlling the pest’s breeding environment, and developing stronger varieties of seeds. Chemical poisons are used only when necessary. The IPM method accepts the fact that it is useless to try to destroy pests completely with chemical poisons. Its aim is to control pest populations so that crops can still grow well.

About Intelligence

What is intelligence anyway? When I was in the army I received an intelligence test that all soldiers took, and, against an average of 100, scored 160.

Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man designed questions for some intelligence tests. By every one of them I’d prove myself a fool. In a word, where I have to work with my hands, I do poorly.

Consider my auto-repair man again. He had a habit of telling jokes. One time he said,”Doc, a deaf-and-dumb man needed some nails. Having entered a store, he put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering movements with the other hand. The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him some nails. He picked out the right size and left. Well, Doc, the next man who came in was blind. He wanted scissors. How do you suppose he asked for them?”I lifted my right hand and made scissoring movements with my first two fingers. He burst out laughing and said, “why, you fool, he used his voice and asked for them. I’ve been trying that on all my customers today, but I knew for sure I’d catch you.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Because you are so god damned educated, Doc. I knew you couldn’t be very smart.”

And I have an uneasy feeling he had something there.

Inquiry in Business English

Usually, inquiry is an action undertaken by buyers to get products’ information before purchasing. It is not only one of the most direct ways to acquire product details, but also a starting point of the formal contacts between buyers and sellers.

When making an inquiry, besides the prices of goods, buyers may ask for more information, such as the specification, packing, delivery date and other forms. In an inquiry, buyers should clearly express what kind of information is needed and under what conditions the deal can be made and it should be brief, specific, courteous and reasonable. In return, the answers to inquiries should be prompt, definite and helpful. Each inquiry is a sales opportunity, an opportunity to foster a potential long-term relationship.