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Business is War and Peace

“Business is war.” the traditional language of business certainly makes it sound that way: winning the competition, getting market share, beating up suppliers, locking up customers. There are the victors and the losers.

But today in doing business, you have to listen to customers, work with suppliers, keep good relations—even with competitors. That does not sound like war. Besides, there are few victors when business is looked upon as war.

Most businesses succeed only if others also succeed. Business is competition and cooperation as well. In other words, business is war and peace.

To bring together competition and cooperation, we turn to game theory. Game theory provides that whether one person wins or loses depends on what other people do. It is particularly effective when there are many interdependent factors and no decision can be made in isolation from other decisions.

Game theory breaks down the game into key elements: players, added values, rules, tactics, and scope (PARTS). Every element affects the result of the game. This means that each of the five elements gives you a way to change an existing game into an entirely new one. Change on of the PARTS, and you change the whole.

Shrinking Your Fear

Create a mental picture of the thing you fear. Now change its dimensions. If you are scared of social situations, imagine that the people you are going to meet are the size of peanuts. If you are scared of flying, imagine looking down on a tiny plane. If you are scared of small spaces, imagine yourself as a teeny, tiny person surrounded by acres of space.

Encourage the image to become as ludicrous as possible, and fill it with movement and color and sound. If you are scared of flying, imagine yourself wearing two plane-shaped roller skates. If you are scared of your boss, imagine him or her as a tiny dot of a person who is shouting to be heard but all you can hear is a distant squeaking. If you are afraid of being in a tall building, imagine yourself playing with cardboard boxes which look like buildings and which you can stack and rearrange at your whim.

Whatever your fear, diminish it to a point where it is unable to affect you and where you are controlling it. Enjoy feeling strong, confident and having fun.

Limitlessness

The final lesson you must learn is limitlessness. It is the sense that there are no boundaries to what you can become or do. You learn it when you know that your evolution is never-ending and your potential for growth reaches to infinity.

You were born knowing your limitlessness. As you grew and became socialized in this world, however, you might have come to believe that there are boundaries that prevent you from reaching the highest levels of spiritual, emotional, or mental evolution. However, boundaries exist only in your mind. When you are able to transcend them, you learn the lesson of limitlessness.

In this world, we have countless people who have proven that a person can do whatever he or she strives to do.

Insurance in Business English

Insurance is very closely related to foreign trade. In international trade, the transportation of goods from the seller to the buyer is generally over a long distance by air, by land or by sea and has to go through the procedures of loading, unloading and storing. During this process it is quite possible that the goods will encounter various kinds of perils and sometimes suffer losses. In order to protect the goods against possible loss in case of such perils, the buyer or seller before the transportation of the goods usually buys insurance from an insurance company to cover the goods in transit.

As a high percentage of our trade in and out of the country goes by ship, our main concern is the Marine insurance. We should strive to win over the business of insurance, wherever favorable, as it is a form of intangible trade which helps us to accumulate foreign exchange.

Offer and Counter-offer in Business English

An offer is the expression of the wishes of sellers or buyers to sell/buy particular goods under stated terms (including quantity, price, time of shipment, terms of payment,etc.). Offers that can result in actual sales are vital for business transactions.

According to their finality, offers used to be divided into two types: definite offer ( or firm offer ) and indefinite offer ( or non-firm offer ). When an offeree is not satisfied with certain terms in an offer, he may propose a new set of terms for the transaction or make a conditional acceptance by making some changes in the offer. This is known as counter-offer. In fact, a counter-offer is a new offer that cancels the original offer. When a counter-offer is made, the original offeree becomes the new offerer and the original offerer becomes the new offeree. the new offeree may choose to reject, counter-offer again or accept the counter-offer.